C l i c k   for   H  O  M  E  P  A  G  E

O u r  G a t o r   N a t i o n ’s  2008   C h e e r s

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Hawaii - Miami - Ole Miss - L S U - Kentucky - Georgia - South Carolina - Citadel



H A W A I I

Gator Tom & Gator Sue,
Hawaii's here and it's a luau for you.

Music by The Cars

I don't mind you coming here,
and wasting all my time.
But if you think you're gonna win,
I know you've lost your mind.
It's not the funky leis you wear,
It's not the dreads that you call hair.
I don't mind you coming here,
and wasting all my time.

I don't mind you hanging out,
and talking in your sleep.
Last year you came so far,
But the Sugar wasn't sweet.
Your season started out so swell,
But your season went to hell.
I don't mind you hanging out,
and talking in your sleep.

I guess you're just what we needed,
A team to stomp on our our field.
I guess you're just what we needed,
Let the big Gator feed.

I don't mind you coming here,
and wasting all my time.
But if you think you're gonna win,
I know you've lost your mind.
It's not the funky leis you wear,
It's not the dreads that you call hair.
I don't mind you coming here,
and wasting all my time.

I don't mind you coming here,
and wasting all my time.
I guess you're just what we needed,
A team to stomp on our our field.
I guess you're just what we needed,
Let the big Gator feed.

As Always, it’s great to be a Florida Gator.



M I A M I

Gator Tom & Gator Sue,
85' was a long time ago,
and this ones for you.

Music by Billy Joel
Lyrics by GatorBob

Only The Canes Die Young

Come out Miami don't make me wait, 
Dade County thugs start much to late,
Sooner or later you'll meet your fate.
The Gatoes are #1.

Well they showed you the beach and said you could play,
Now the Orange Bowls' gone and thats O.K.
But they never told you the price that you'll pay.
The Gators are #1. 

Only the Canes die Young.
That's what I said; 
Only the Canes die Young.
Only the Canes die Young.

Well you probably heard we're a dangerous crowd,
We are kinda pretty and awfully proud.
We might trash talk just a bit too loud, 
but that never hurt on one.

So come on Miami show me a sign,
Throw in the towel before half time.
Don't send up a signal I'll kick your behind,
The Gators are having fun.
Darling, Only the Canes die Young.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Only the Canes die Young.
Only the Canes die Young.

You got a nice white helmet and a party, when you made probation.
You got a chance to play, too bad its not today.
But Miami they didn't give you quite enough information.
It's not the ACC, welcome to the SEC.

They say theres a Peach Bowl for those who wait.
Some say its good, but I say it ain't.
I'd rather laugh with the Gators than cry with the Canes.
The Gators have much more fun.
Darling, Only the Canes die Young.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Only the Canes die Young.
Only the Canes die Young.

Your momma said you're living on a bad boy reputation.
She never respected me, but now is shes ever scared of me.
whao whoa whoa.

Come out, come out, come out Miami don't be late.
Dade County thugs start much to late,
Sooner or later you'll meet your fate.
I might as well be the one
We're gonna beat you like a drum.

Tell you baby only the Canes die young.
only the Canes die young.
Only the Canes die young.
Only the Canes die young.


As Always, it’s great to be a Florida Gator.

O L E    M I S S
It's antoher brilliant day for football,
In Gainesville, down here at the Swamp,
And 90,000 bleary eyed faithful,
Will witness another Gator Stomp.

The Mississippi Rebels are led in,
by new coach Houston Nutt,
But if Nutt couldn't beat us at Arkansas,
Expect the Gators to drop kick his butt.

The Rebels come in with two losses,
This team is a stumblin' and wobblin'
And it won't take Ole Miss very long,
to figure out "Houston, we have a problem".

The Rebels gave us headaches in Oxford,
Last year's game was close- yes it's true,
But his year they'll deal with the Swamp crowd,
And the specters of Gator Tom and Gator Sue.

The Rebels could forfeit the contest,
but the would seem more than just gutless,
They won't stop the Gators point onslaught,
Despite Houston's name, by the end of the game,
We'll know Ole Miss is just is Nutt-less.


As Always, it’s great to be a Florida Gator.

L S U

Gator Tom & Gator Sue,
The Tigers will Pussies for YOU!

A Gator Looks at Sixty
Music by Jimmy Buffet
Lyrics by GatorBob

The Gator Crowds in Motion and I always heed the call;
I wanted to be there in the Swamp since I was 3 feet tall,
The Swamp's seen it all, The Swamps seen it all.

Watched the men who played there, switch from run to pass;
In your confines you hold memories and sometimes faded dreams,
Most of them good, some of them mean.

Yes, I am a Gator and there are teams I hate!
The stadium thunders, Vols & Noles to plunder
and for the kmickoff we'll never be late,
For Tom & Sue, this week, LSU.

I've done a bit of scalping, I've got a parking pass.
I made enough money to buy a skybox.
But I pissed it away so Fast,
Guess it wouldn't last, never meant to last.

Now I have be sober for over two weeks,
since the Ole MIss game, when we sprang a leak.
But I gotta stop pissing and just go on this mission.
Theres kitty kats we gotta skin,
With all you Gators, with all of my friends.

I go for younger women, dream about 'em now and then,
Though the dreams are nice and they ain't a vice.
My darling wife is still my best friend,
She's been around for awhile, you gotta love her style.

The Gator crowds in motion, after all the years I've found.
Though I"m getting old, as i'm often told,
Tailgates keep me above the ground.
Don't throw dirt on me yet, sixty and me ain't met.

I'm feelin just fine, I'm crusing at fifty nine.






As Always, it’s great to be a Florida Gator.

K E N T U C K Y
Gator Tom & Gator Sue,
22 in a row & 
dead kitties for you.

Parking for Nothing
Music by Dire Straits
Lyrics by GatorBob

I Want My S E C
Look at this tailgate thats the way we do it.
We're the party people in the SEC.

That ain't working thats the way we do it.
Parking for nothing and the beer is free.

That ain't working thats the way we do it.
That slip 'n' slide it sure was fun,
Maybe do a keg stand I think it might be legal.
Maybe play some beer pong before the bike cops come.

We've go to get these gas grills cooking.
Cause the kickoff is twelve thrity to daaaaay!
We've go to move those interlopers,
Their bean bag toss just don't make it at all!

We've got to get these gas grills cooking,
No lunch or dinner we'll just have bruch to daaaay!
WEe've got to move these interlopers,
Their preppy party is much to laaame.

I'm glad I'm here with all of my people
True believers in the Orange & Blue.

Look at the girl in the dorm window,
Will she rat you out cause she's not here.

What's that Hawaii/Miami noises
You'll hear some howling from the UK Cats.
That ain't working that's the way we do it.
LSU was easy and we shipped Tennessee.

We've got to get these gas grills cooking,
Cause its alomost twelve thirteee,
We've go to move these interlopers,
We might need the ladies of the U.P.D.!

That ain't working that's the way we do it.
We're playing football in the S.E.C.
That ain't working that's the way we do it.
Parking for nothing and the beer is free.

Parking for nothing ------ and the beer is free.
Parking for nothing ------ and the beer is free.
Parking for nothing ------ and the beer ain't free.
Gators by 31.


As Always, it’s great to be a Florida Gator.

G E O R G I A  x  2
by ROCK

F-150's Packed & Standin' in the Drive
Gator Nation's 'Bout to Come Alive

Wake up, Throw Up, Stagger to Your Care
Get More Coffee 'Cause You're Gonna Go Far

R-'Cause We're Gator....Nation, Gator.....Nation

Jacksonville Florida is a Neutral Site
Least That's Waht Some Dawg-Lovers Claimed Last Night

They May Have Some Swagger For the First Time in Years
So Just Swagger Back to Athens Wearing Your Lite Beers

R-'Cause We're Gator....Nation, Gator.....Nation

Old Coach Dooley's Not Wearing Those Heads
And Lindsay Scott Must Be Damn Near Dead

Herschel Walker Just LIves in Their Dreams
These Mark Richt Dancers Ain't as Tough as They Seem

R-'Cause We're Gator....Nation, Gator.....Nation

Ray Graves, Spurrier, Meyer and Zook
Well, Three Outta Four Sure Had What It Took

The Mighty Florida Gators Have Come to Eat
That Shishka-Dawg's A Right Tasty Treat!

R-'Cause We're Gator....Nation, Gator.....Nation

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Gator Tom & Gator Sue, I hate Georgia and so do you.

The Ticket
Music by the Box Tops
Lyrics by Gator Bob

Get me a ticket for the JawJa game,
Ain't got time for a lame game.
Groaning days are over, glory days a' coming
My baby she got me a ticket.

I don't care how much money I gotta spend.
Got to get back to that game again.
Groaning days are over, glory days a' coming
My baby she got me a ticket.

Well she go me a ticket said she wouldn't go without me no mo',
Listen Gators can't you see I've got to get back to that stadium once a' mo. Gator Bowl.

Yeah, get me a ticket for the JawJa game,
Ain't got time for a lame game.
Groaning days are over, glory days a' coming
My baby she got me a ticket.

Well she go me a ticket said she wouldn't go without me no mo',
Listen Gators can't you see I've got to get back to that stadium once a' mo. Gator Bowl.

Yeah, get me a ticket for the JawJa game,
Ain't got time for a lame game.
Groaning days are over, glory days a' coming
My baby she got me a ticket.

My baby she got me a ticket.


As Always, it’s great to be a Florida Gator.

S O U T H     C A R O L I N A
Gator Tom & Gator Sue, You loved the Old Ball Coach, But Now he's screwed.

Parking Fields
Music by CCR
Lyrics by Gator Bob

When I was a little bitty Gator, my momma would
set me on the table
In them old parking fields back home.

It was down there right behind Broward.
Just a half a mile from Century Tower,
In them old parking fields back home.

When them parking fields start rocking,
Inhibitions they start a dropping.
In them old parking fields back home.

When I was a little older Gator, 
Tom & Sue would join me at the table.
In them old parking fields back home.

It was down there right behind Broward.
Just a half a mile from Century Tower,
In them old parking fields back home.

When them parking fields start rocking,
Chicken necks we'll be a chopping.
In them old parking fields back home.

It was down there right behind Broward.
Just a half a mile from Century Tower,
In them old parking fields back home.

When I became an old Bull Gator.
I'd chomp some Game Cock at the table,
In them old parking fields back home.

It was down there right behind Broward.
Just a half a mile from Century Tower,
In them old parking fields back home.

In them old parking fields back home.


As Always, it’s great to be a Florida Gator.

C I T A D E L
Gator Tom & Gator Sue,
Just another batch of Bulldogs,
on which to chew.

No pun intended, I'm sick as a dog.
I woke up this morning my brain's in a fog.
I know that you Gators will all make me proud.
With Tailgate, joviality and cheersequally loud.

Mr. Two Bits retires, his games still on top.
I'm doing the same before I totally flop.
I once led the tailgate the talent was best.
The quality's faded its time to put it to rest.

With the Title Gator attched to the leaders first name.
With all of the perks and all of the fame.
He's loyal and true as he's often shown me.
Therefore the moniker goes to big Gator Tony.

Gators by 59 & T-Bow out at half time.


As Always, it’s great to be a Florida Gator.